Thursday, September 1, 2011

Home Depot Madness

I stopped in Home Depot today to pick up a few things.  I decided to opt out of the self check-out.  If you don't know me, I cannot deal with self check-outs.  My husband had to ask me to leave the store once I was getting so bent.  I pick the register with no one in it and our conversation went like this...........

Girl-How are you today?  Find everything you need?
Me-Fine thank you, yes I did.
Girl-Would you like to open up a Home Depot card today and save 10%?
Me-No thanks, we already have one.
Girl-Do you want to open a NEW Home Depot card? You can save 10% today and have no finance charge
       for 12 months, it's a great deal, blah blah, blah(I stopped listening, it was like school)
Me-No thank you.
Girl-Are you sure?
Me-Yes, I'm only spending $12!
Girl-RELAX!
Me-Inner horror and a shocked look on my  face

Now, I don't know if she was telling herself to relax or me, I don't think she was all there to begin with.  I mean, if you already have a credit card to the store, why would you open a NEW one?  And why would a person want to open up a card for $12? I don't know, it just struck me as odd.  And I walked out of there feeling like I needed to take a shower.  Why does that always happen?  I purposely didn't touch anything I didn't need, I chose items that weren't dusty and I still walked out of there feeling gross.  Not to mention the creepers in there staring at me, its like they have never seen a girl in a hardware store before.  I think I'll let my husband go from now on.....

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